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Slang for a female hard on. A guy gets wood, a girl gets wet.
He is so hot. He totally gives me a wettie.
wettie by Buckstar September 10, 2010
A wettie is short for having a wet dream
Mizzy: Rah I’m pissed off uno, I woke up with a wettie this morning

My bredrin: Say mums? I had one yesterday that’s mad you had one the day after, and yh they’re jarring
Wettie by Mizzy_CGK July 6, 2020
decription of someone as 'wet' as in feable, retarded etc. common insult.
'omg, you're such a wettie'
wettie by Babe123 February 20, 2009
Term used to describe an attractive female that implies there is likely some moisture in her panties, thus making her all the more attractive.
Check out that wettie over there by the jukebox. I bet she shags like a champ.
wettie by BL Johnson July 11, 2006
n.
Short-hand for wetback. Used to insult mexicans.
wettie by sloppyjugs August 15, 2009
a man who greets any woman he meets with a hug, typically white men who wear stand out clothing such as bright unusual coloured bomber jackets which give off homo vibes
Yo kallum, Joe just hugged that bird! what a wettie!
wettie by CrackheadPatrol May 5, 2023