Evidently
An idiot's word of choice to begin their sentence with, especially after some heavy thinking (which they struggle with) has led them to come to a conclusion.
Dennis: Coach my shot never misses.
*airballs layup*
Lamarche: Evidently, you can't even get the basics right.
*airballs layup*
Lamarche: Evidently, you can't even get the basics right.
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