butt-flush

In poker, the second best flush possible given the situation.

I had the king high butt-flush, but he had the nuts.

butt-flush by benofmn July 15, 2013

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butt flush

flushing the toilet with your butt

Jamie! Don't use your index finger, butt flush it!

butt flush by Hot Box April 1, 2009

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Butt Flush

1. A next morning, hungover dump.

Tripp: "You ready? The party starts in 10 minutes"

Owen: "Dude, I'm still recovering from the butt flush I had this morning"

Butt Flush by GastoniaClamSlammer1 April 27, 2013

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Italian butt flush

When you pee in someone’s butt. A pee enema.

NOT a natural solution to constipation.

“I was constipated, so my boyfriend gave me an Italian butt flush. That was a mistake.”

Italian butt flush by Daddy’s Bunny November 7, 2021

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buttflustered

To become ridiculously overoutraged over some seriously petty, picayune shit.

Sheldon gets all buttflustered whenever someone takes his space on the couch.

buttflustered by Charlie Chan November 3, 2013

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Buttflusting

When the gas of your ass comes out in a flattened manner, sounding like a sheet of paper ripping.

“People in my class thought I tore paper out of my notebook too quickly, however it was actually me buttflusting.”

Buttflusting by ACKpacACK April 22, 2024

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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