An occurrence when one goes to the beach and retains an abnormal amount of sand in the gooch area, usually causing pain or irritation.
I went surfing for five hours the other day and was rocking a sandy bridge all the way home" or "Just banged that chick on the beach, and now I've got a gnarly sandy bridge going on.
A Shackteau is a humble, weather-beaten, structurally questionable shelter located in a spectacular or highly coveted place—Wales, Jackson Hole, Sun Valley, Crested Butte, coastal Maine, the Alps—where the building itself may be worth almost nothing, but the dirt, view, access, and mythology make it absurdly valuable.
In use:
Shackteâu - We thought it was an abandoned shed until the realtor called it a rare alpine Shackteâu with unobstructed views and listed it for $2million.