driving bus 

To lurk on a forum; that is, to look but not post

Rarely used except amongst certain groups. Derivative of drive bus

-Drive bus, Bighat (Lurk more, Newbie)
-But I've been driving bus for months!
-BANNED

driving bus by Psimonkey January 9, 2006

Bus driving 

Wearing dress or non-athletic shoes with athletics socks usually white tube socks

Did you see my neighbor? He was bus driving when he was mowing his lawn

Bus driving by Breaking dancing on cardboard April 23, 2019

Are You Driving This Bus? 

To say your in control.

Man and woman are having a fight
Woman: Barry you never let me have what I want
Man: ARE YOU DRIVING THIS BUS?!?!
(Woman Cries)

Are You Driving This Bus? by iNguyen October 25, 2008

Driving the Bus 

When having sex doggystyle, the male inserts a thumb in the anus and turns his hand to resemble making a turn while driving a bus.

while doing doogy she says "Ohh yea drive me home", so you lick your thumb, inert in butthole and turn to stimulate. You re then "driving the bus"

Driving the Bus by Jrock c January 13, 2009

driving the bus 

To throw up into a toilet, with a death grip on the toilet seat at the 9 and 3 position as if it were the steering wheel of a bus. Most commonly done after drinking excessively.

Hey, what happened to Vinnie?
He had a few too many brews and is in the can driving the bus.

driving the bus by Cliffie September 22, 2005

Driving the Bus 

The act of having sex doggie-style, where the man's hand is resting on the female's lower back or upper rear-end. The combination of the two often results in a motion which resembles using the large steering wheel on a school bus.

Hey Dale, were you driving the bus last night or did you just go missionary the whole way?

Driving the Bus by Butt Masterson February 13, 2009

driving the bus 

To unintentionally drive a common route. To turn on the mental autopilot and arrive toward a location other than your desired destination. For example, if you set out to drive to the store, but after a few minutes find that you are halfway to your place of work.

If I'm not careful, I end up driving the bus to work on Saturday mornings.

driving the bus by Don G August 22, 2005