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recession 

Fat rich people telling poor hungry people they need to lose weight.
recession
recession by vreno January 20, 2010

recession 

Recession is the decline in a country's gross domestic product (GDP), or negative real economic growth, for two or more successive quarters of a year. The term recession, however, has been utilized in recent decades by politicians to distort the economic outlook and reframe in more positive terms rather than have to address the looming economic depression.
Ralph: Dude, the feds just lowered interest rates and backed a takeover of a large investment bank after acknowledging that we might be in a recession.

Ted: This recession's been going on since Bush took over. How long until we call it an economic depression?
recession by Kate Sjostrand March 21, 2008

Recession 

Adjective. Used to describe anything stingy or lacking.
Look at this recession biscuit. It's only got three chocolate chips.
Recession by Amper&sand February 7, 2009

recession 

1) the term that people use for a depression when they are trying to avoid the fact that it actually is a depression
2) when the economy sucks relly bad and you can't find a job because old people are working
My mom had to trade in her Mercedes for a stupid Geo because of the recession.

Recession 

What ever Turnip Brains says it is (with President Xi’s permission of course).
“We’re not in a recession. Just use your phonograph and look it up on the wikipedophile.” - Turnip Brains, July, 2022.
Recession by bustapost July 29, 2022

recession 

An excuse for people not to pay debts they owe.
ME: Yo! men its been 5months and you ain't paid the $50 bucks you owe me.

Buddy: Its the recession pal. I can't even earn me a dime.
recession by majornephew November 1, 2010