Person 1 - Hey, I got with this girl in a tent the other night, we did some stuff.
Person 2 - Really?
Person 1 - Yeah.
Person 2 - I heard she was half asleep, and you were essentially sexually assaulting her.
Person 1 - She is lying.
Person 2 - Your such a waterfail, you know that don't you.
Unable to take a joke, gets angry over the joke and has no come back, in extreme cases gets facebook groups removed which have no link to the person what so ever.
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)