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The act of sexually assaulting a girl in her sleep.
Person 1 - Hey, I got with this girl in a tent the other night, we did some stuff.
Person 2 - Really?
Person 1 - Yeah.
Person 2 - I heard she was half asleep, and you were essentially sexually assaulting her.
Person 1 - She is lying.
Person 2 - Your such a waterfail, you know that don't you.
Waterfail by Deadwood Punch January 18, 2010
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Unable to take a joke, gets angry over the joke and has no come back, in extreme cases gets facebook groups removed which have no link to the person what so ever.
Person A: Stop calling me Ginger

Person B makes a face book group

Person A: Yeh, That's really not funny

Person B: It is

Person A has the facebook group removed

Person B: I see the group was removed

Person A: Oh, erm, really?

Persom B: Waterfail
Waterfail by llafretaw ilo January 19, 2010

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026
Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!
You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)
fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005
Word of the Day on May 31, 2026
Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread
Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020
Word of the Day on May 30, 2026