PORD 

a person who pokes a giraffe why glomping a koala bear

that chav over there is a pord

PORD by Alex n steph January 23, 2009

Pord 

The substance left behind in a toilet if feces is left in it for a few hours.

Emily: Ew, there is a phenomenal amount of pord in your toilet
Micheal: Yeah my brother forgot to flush

Pord by the_other_bean February 16, 2020

pord watcher 

to look at porn nonstop with no clothes.
to take off your clothes and create a tunnel with a sweatshirt between your eyes and the computer.

chambers: hey pord watcher!
pord watcher: whats thats supposed to mean?
chambers: it means you are obsessed with porno and watch with your sweatshirt on your face.
pord watcher: fuck!

pord watcher by brendapat February 22, 2010

pordan jeterson

The radical leftist, Marxist and anticapitalistic arch-nemesis of Jordan Peterson; known for being an avid supporter of equality of outcome and critical race theory. The Yin to the Yang that is Jordan Peterson.

Pordan Jeterson grows stronger for every passing second! Release the lobsters!

pordan jeterson by Shirt_Pants June 17, 2021

pordy 

A crazy large gathering, a party is with balloons and cake, a pordy is with liquor, drugs, weed and sex. maybe even police activity in the end.

Yo i went to this pordy last night and it was tight!

pordy by pctv dude January 17, 2008

Pordomn 

The point of boredom where one decides to look at porn for the sheer entertainment; often results in masturbation.

Dude I'm to that point of pordomn

Pordomn by BM Foster Child December 13, 2010

Pordy Time 

When you are at a party, and you suddenly get a burst of energy and just start dancing your heart out.

At about 9:00, I had pordy time at that party.

Pordy Time by Jperlz May 19, 2019