Sky hook 

Among soldiers in the 1970s, there was no such thing as a sky hook. It was a fictional item used to send rookies on a wild goose chase.

"Private, go over to Charlie Battery and ask them if they can lend yo ua sky hook."

Sky hook by Tom from the Shore November 19, 2007

sky hook 

1) In construction work, it is one of the initiation rites of passage given to all new apprentice workers, and thought to be very funny by senior workers in on the gag.
see also - rock stretcher, 68 volkswagen water pump, double pump conchitchilator with a two stage cadisafossil

The foreman just sent that new guy out to get the sky hooks, he'll be right back.

sky hook by cunninglinguist April 25, 2005

sky hook 

A sky hook is a fictional apparatus, the retrieval of which is demanded of newbie grocery store clerks as a kind of lighthearted hazing ritual. Often combined with bucket of steam.

Billy, go grab a sky hook and a bucket of steam and get started on those windows!

sky hook by murr2k March 22, 2009

Sky hook 

An unguardable basketball move perfected by the great Kareem Abdul-Jabbar

Pass to Kareem. Goes up with his sky hook. Easy two points

Sky hook by xXDoritosQuikSkoper420BlazerXx June 28, 2016

Sky hook 

Upon fornication (usually in the shower), when the male after consuming multiple drinks gets a sensation of herculian strength while fingering a woman and proceeds to lift the woman skyward with only the use of his fingers in her vagina.

Dude, I was so into finger fucking this girl last night I sky hooked the shit out of her. I lifted her clear over my head.

Sky hook by The Real Steven Segal April 21, 2010

sky hook 

A very rare soccer maneuver in which a goal is scored directly on a corner kick without any other player touching the ball.

Sukru Gulesin, a Turkish professional soccer player who also played for two Italian clubs, scored on 32 sky hooks in his career, more than any other player before or since.

sky hook by Guayaquil April 24, 2018

sky hook 

The act of lobbing an object in an awkward fashion (i.e an egg out of a sunroof whilst in a car) so as to hit your target, but gain plenty more props than a generic free throw.

Oh my god! I can't believe you hit that hooker with your sky hook surprise!

sky hook by Hells Freakin Bells June 25, 2006