postaboard 

Pale and boring; unfun and uncool

Why can't we be crackas? You are so postaboard.

postaboard by Cracker Lex January 16, 2009

Portahoarder 

Portahoarder- someone who carries an access of bags and miscellaneous items around with them. Hoarding on a level which is movable.

The portahoarder was heavily burdened by transporting all of his excess misc items everywhere he went. The portahoarder took up 5 seats on the train with his excess items he carried around.

Portahoarder by HAWKSTA February 29, 2020

poutboard motor 

A notoriously-unreliable stern-mount prop-engine (think, da infamous Sears Rowback) dat anyone being given it to use on his skiff would lapse into a major sulk about it.

Summer camp teenager: I asked for a Honda Four-Stroke to go cruising on the lake, but all I got was this wimpy little 2-cycle poutboard motor dat looks like -t was built back in da stone-age!

poutboard motor by QuacksO August 7, 2019