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Hank is the literal embodiment of God. Worship Hank and Hank is Daddy ;)
All hail Hank
Hank by Gold Boy March 24, 2021
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Guy named hank
Hey look its Hank
Hank by Tigerunicorn September 12, 2016
Slang for heroin back in the 60's and 70's. Mostly used to be able to talk about the drug in public or on the phone. "Hey, if I come over is hank going to be there?"
Hank by NorcalLuv December 14, 2012
Back in the Golden Ages, Hank was a relatively strong person. He was able to chop down trees in one Mighty blow. After idoling his ability, the word Hank was created. It can be used in many different situations, such as compliments, definition of strength, etc, etc. If you can use it, it can be done. Verb, noun, plural function, Conjuncted monkey scratcher, whatever.
1. Dude, you're so hankin.
2. See that guy who punched the little Mexican? He's hankin. <--- That would be a strength term.
3. I just hanked my mom in the face. <---I honestly have no clue, but it works anywhere.
Hank by SuRReaL August 2, 2004
always has a GIANT penis! but isn't a douche, very loving, GREAT kisser, nice, cool, and can totally PARTYY, and is hilarious and can always lightin the mood.
"dude hank is the coolest kid EVER"!
"damn i wish i was like hank".
hank by browder July 4, 2011
Hank is a spherical mass of ice and rock visible from earth only through a telescope. Appropriately 1/5 the size of the Earth's moon, Hank was considered the 9th planet in our solar system until recently when it was announced that Hank is in fact just something out there orbiting in the distance.
Hank by GiraffeLove January 26, 2013