s-blumkin 

getting a blow job while taking a dump in a porche boxer s
with soft top while still paying for a g 35 that u cannot drive

lets go to tt roadhouse and get a s-blumkin after work.

s-blumkin by shmow jr. August 8, 2006

blumkin spice latte

When you get a blumkin and the "stuff" comes out and she drinks it.

He had me a blumkin spice latte last night it was great!

blumkin spice latte by Brian and Conor December 24, 2015

Blumpkin's Law 

A situation in which a party is promised a specific result in a situation by another party, and the result fails to occur. In those circumstances, the second party must act out the promised original result.

1) You said that chick would blow me, that's some total Blumpkin's Law right there!

Blumpkin's Law by Ernest P. Blumpkin May 14, 2009

blumkin spice

Taking a Chipotle shit while getting head

I took her out for Mexican food and she had the blumkin spice .

blumkin spice by b143j September 13, 2016

Poor Man's Blumpkin 

The act of masturbating while defecating. It is the next best thing to a true blumpkin.

"Larry's girlfriend didn't come over, so he ended up getting a poor man's blumpkin that night."

Poor Man's Blumpkin by Mudkipz9001 October 9, 2009

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater 

Carefully removing the toilet tank cover, dropping a deuce in the upper tank while receiving a blojob from a partner that is taking the browns to the superbowl and positioned backwards on the seat as if AC Slater from 'Saved By the Bell.' After all purging , liberally wipe and if necessary add extra toilet paper to the lower tank to ensure a severe toilet clog.

I caught Hercules bull riding my girlfriend so before I left I gave him the good ole double decker house wrecker blumkin ac slater.

Double Decker House Wrecker Blumkin AC Slater by jaggofilth July 19, 2009

Devil's Blumpkin 

The male drinks a whole bottle of hot sauce, then when his stomach gets ready to explode the girl fills her mouth with jalapeño peppers and blows him while he's shitting, making sure to pay attention to his dickhole.

Me: Larry why are you walking so funny?

Larry: My girlfriend gave me a Devil's Blumpkin last night and I'm burning through my dickhole to my asshole.

Devil's Blumpkin by Tickleroftaints March 5, 2022