Garbage-Can-Bowling

If you live in a rich neighbor hood or city and they provide everyhouse with those over sized garbage cans on wheels. Wait till like 4 AM and get a big car like a Suburban or Hummer and have the passenger grab the garbage can and floor it! Releaseing the garbage can into a group of mailboxes and see how many you can knock down.

This one time i went GarbageCan Bowling and i picked up the heaviest garbage can i could find, at least 200lbs and we got up to 70mph on the street and i knocked over three mailboxes it sounded like a car accident

Garbage-Can-Bowling by Billy D November 16, 2003

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Garbagecan Bowling

The art of stealing another homes garbage can and pulling it behind a fast moving vehicle and then letting it go right in front of the garbage can owners house leaving their own garbage throughout their front yard and an empty garbage can.

Hey Tom, it's garbage day and Suzy pissed me off at school today and I am thinking we should do a little garbagecan bowling tonight.

Garbagecan Bowling by -Steve December 20, 2008

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

Word of the Day on June 1, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

Word of the Day on May 31, 2026

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Jarlic

Minced garlic in a jar

Add a tablespoon of jarlic to two teaspoons of butter and spread it in bread to make garlic bread

Jarlic by YSAC fanboy June 6, 2020

Word of the Day on May 30, 2026

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Pitpig

An armpit enthusiast — typically of the scent, appearance, and touch of hairy underarms.

That dude’s such a pitpig, I have to wear deodorant to keep him at bay.

Pitpig by wimbledon May 28, 2026

Word of the Day on May 29, 2026

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