twatberry 

1. A Blackberry or data device kept inside a vagina by a female obsessed with sending text/e-mail messages.
2. A female who is obsessed with sending messages on her Blackberry.
3. A female who can not help from sending text messages at inappropriate times.

"She e-mailed me on her twatberry"

twatberry by L. S May 19, 2008

Twattery 

Any behaviour which causes inconvenience to others.

Passengers arrived at the airport late and missed their flights due to train twattery.

Twattery by Stonecutters March 5, 2016

twatterrhea 

When a woman is on her menstural cycle and her monthly flow is very heavy .

"You gonna come watch the game over at brizzles?" "nah my girl has the dreaded TWATTERRHEA"

twatterrhea by STEVIE-O 904 February 21, 2009

Pre Twattery

Before Twattery Takes Place

Oli: You are full of pre twattery tom!
Tom: what did i do?
Oli: next week you shag my girlfriend!

Pre Twattery by Oli Chard January 25, 2009

Twattery 

When somebody acts like a complete twat

Tom Is Just Full Of Twattery

Twattery by Oli C November 5, 2008

twattery 

Participating in twat-like activities; having twat-like qualities.

"Dude...you must contain your twattery. Ditch the lame pink polo shirt and your popped collar."

twattery by His Wittyness January 18, 2009

The TwatBerries 

Inhabiting affluent suburbs of Greater London, frequently in possession of the ‘BBM’ and/or Apple related products. It is commonplace for these people to be blonde, with hair that is swept in a Toni & Guy coiffure. For what they lack in brain power, they certainly make up for in the dollar. Despite their evident wealth, TwatBerries insist upon wearing items of clothing of the ‘vintage’ variety, saved from the depths of the skips of North London. A simpler definition would be “general idiot”.

"Look at the TwatBerries in their vintage chunky knit cardigan, BBMing in their Media Studies lessons. Tch."

The TwatBerries by A.Non and A.Mous November 16, 2010