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Acronym for Texting While Shitting. This is done when you're bored in the bathroom, but have already read the backs to all of your shampoo, conditioner, and any other products in your bathroom.
Nick: TWS Announcement: I didn't eat any corn!
Chris: Sick.
Nick: Just kidding, I DID eat corn.
TWS by Aphetor March 8, 2010
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TWS is short form meaning Typical Woman Syndrome.

Typical Woman Syndrome is most often brought on by absolutely anything.
Symptoms include continual moaning, unexplained shouting and arguing, random mood swings and extreme unwarranted jealousy and or hatred for others.
'Gah fuck! She's TWS'ing everywhere'
TWS by Something Tovey April 18, 2010
Acronym for That Would Suck, a phrase that describes situations that would suck to be in.
Annie and Emma were watching a horror movie when the main character got his head chopped off.
"TWS!" Emma exclaimed.
TWS by emmawemawoo March 31, 2009
Third Wheel Syndrome - occurs when spending any period of time with a couple, especially if they are fans of PDA (public displays of affection)
Adam: So, did you have fun with Greg and Sarah today?

Nick: No, not at all, i was suffering from TWS the whole time
TWS by fgrabbit June 2, 2010
Totally Wickedly STONED. well medicated.
"Dude, I was TWS last night after the party!!"
TWS by ReNeGaDeToKeR420 August 18, 2009
That’s what’s up
Aarona:hey wyd
Emma:nun just Coolin
Aarona: Tws
Tws by Edsgtfo June 5, 2020