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top nocked 

top nocked is when a male gets his penis stuck in a glass bottle.
i got top nocked in a the coke bottle.
top nocked by alex gay January 20, 2005
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cock nocked 

When you acidently puch your dick

Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"
Guy1"dude I just cock nocked myself"
Guy2"haha you retard"
cock nocked by MR 3NIPZZ December 15, 2014
NOCKET:

Noun: A self-centered person.

Verb: To do something for self gratification that hurts others, or to vandalize a natural wonder.
Leaving graffiti on a mountainside? What a nocket!

We went to see the canyon, but some vandals had nocketed most of the best cliff. It really ruined our trip.
Nocket by Alaskan_Wolf October 25, 2014

Luz Noceda 

A really cute dominican girl from owl house who is probably bi and shit and also lumity
Some person: Have u heard of owl house?
Me: yeah, luz noceda is best character
Some person: she's ugly
Me: watch ur mouth or ill break ur kneecaps
Luz Noceda by luznocedaiscute January 18, 2021

Knee-Necked 

The act of a police officer placing their knee on the neck of a person restrained on the ground thereby cutting off oxygen. Knee-necking for prolonged periods results in the person on the ground losing consciousness and, in some cases, ceasing to breath.
Kyle: Did you see what happened to that guy in Minneapolis?
Roger: No man, what happened?
Kyle: The cops knee-necked him and he died.
Roger: Damn, that's messed up.
(n): A person who is so blinded by narcissism that he or she believes the damage they cause is actually art.

(v): To vandalize, especially a national park.

Source: Casey Nocket, who hikes into national parks, paints over natural features with acrylic paint, and then post photographs of her actions with pride.
Example 1:
Hiker: Wow, this canyon sure is beautiful

Douchebag: Yeah, I think I'll paint a face on that wall over there.

Hiker: Dude, don't be a nocket!

Example 2:
"Hey, hold my backpack while I nocket those rocks."
nocket by GPq October 24, 2014