comforter 

Bedding/blanket comprised of two layers of cloth, filled with stuffing of some kind, and sewn together. Filling can be down, which is warm, luxurious, lightweight, and warm.

It was cold last night, so I got out the comforter

comforter by michael November 11, 2003

Comforter in the Dryer 

When you go from vaginal sex to anal sex.

Last night she finally let me put the comforter in the dryer.

Comforter in the Dryer by The Thwacker January 13, 2016

comforter whore 

A person who frequently and unnecessarily purchases a new comforter even though the one they have is perfectly fine.

CW: "hey look at my new comforter! it's so soft and pretty"
Friend: "that's the third comforter you've bought this month you comforter whore!"

comforter whore by tsizzley December 29, 2010

non-comforter 

an unclean comforter

the non-comforter had cigarette burns, bed bugs, and unknown stains

non-comforter by Gravy train August 1, 2012

Eating her comforter 

When a guy is eating a girls pussy and gets her pubic hairs in his mouth and swallows them he is eating her comforter.

Dude, Kolby was so hungry and horny last night, he was in allisons bed and ended up eating her comforter.

Eating her comforter by Justin Harrison Fong October 24, 2005

Church of the Holy Comforter 

An excellent answer when nosey people ask you about your Church affiliation.

"Hey, Joey. We're having a revival Sunday morning. You wanna come?"
"No thanks. I'm planning to attend the Church of the Holy Comforter"
"Where's that?"
"In my bedroom. The alarm clock goes off at 10:00, I turn it off, and pull the comforter over my head."
"Smartass!"

Church of the Holy Comforter by Dave the Druggist May 2, 2010

slut comforter 

1. a guy who wifey's up sluts
2. a guy who dates complete whores
3. a guy who sets not standard on who he dates

that nigga is such a slut comforter.. he's always messing with skeezas!

slut comforter by kita x3 December 30, 2008