Milgm
Milgm by James Restos October 22, 2008
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Milgate
Milgate by Jervis2kewl December 21, 2010
Mankato Milkman
A consummate professional who simultaneously acquires "milk" from at least one man and one woman. He strives for satisfaction of all parties through the use of hands, feet, mouth, or any other appendages/orifices. The Mankato Milkman is motivated by both Gaelic lore surrounding fairies and Minnesota customs. Although "Mankato Milkman" implies a male actor, the term can apply to individuals of all genders.
James is such a Mankato Milkman, they have been collecting the healing juices by jerking dick and squeezing teats for days.
Mankato Milkman by Officer Matt O'Brien November 5, 2021
Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman
Shaking Hands With The One Eyed Milkman by Markdaspark2 January 28, 2012
Milgate
Person 1: OMG Cammy shoved his Milgate in a girls face
Person 2: Oh wow
Person 3: What durrrrr Fuck
Person 4: What a cunt
Person 2: Oh wow
Person 3: What durrrrr Fuck
Person 4: What a cunt
Milgate by Jervis2kewl January 25, 2011
MILM
"Daaaamn, she's a fucking MILM bro..."
"Dude, your mums a total MILM..."
"What's MILM stand for?"
"What the fuck? Mother I'd like to MILM, obviously..."
"Dude, your mums a total MILM..."
"What's MILM stand for?"
"What the fuck? Mother I'd like to MILM, obviously..."
MILM by The MILMER baby January 22, 2021
Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine
Take a woman out into the woods and tie her to a tree stump upside down. Then proceed to pour maple syrup over her naked body while you drive your penis into her resembling a "piledriver". While riding a moose, and occasionally using a milkmachine to lactate her breasts. And feed the milk to the moose.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Best if done while wearing nothing but a ski-mask and a bow tie. This act is exctremely illegal except if done on the 4th of July while holding a sparkler in your left armpit while you sing the "National Anthem" backwards.
Sam: This 4th of July is gonna be crazy Pam gave me permission to try a Alaskan Pancake Piledriver Upsidedown Milkmachine.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.
Joe: Nice I am definately jealous. If its not too much to ask bring me back some milk.