Skip to main content

fart sneeze 

A shart. As in never trust a fart. Makes your white jeans look like you sat on a midget eating fudge.
So there I was trying on white jeans for my sisters white trash wedding when I sneezed....and simultaneously shit my tights....fart sneezed. . Looked like I sat on a midget while it was eating pumpkin pie.
fart sneeze by EZD May 1, 2015

fart sneeze and hiccup 

if you fart sneeze and hiccup at the same time, you'll explode
it's true people it's true. it happend to my friend's friend's friend.
fart sneeze and hiccup by anonymous November 19, 2004

Canadian fart sneeze

A man poops on a girl face in the snow. and after the man poops, he then covers the girls face with snow.
Man, I loved it when we did a Canadian fart sneeze

Sneeze Fart 

The rare but priceless occasion where a persons sneeze causes an unexpected fart, usually in an embarassing situation.
Did that mother fucker really just sneeze fart?
Sneeze Fart by Blitzkriego January 20, 2009

Sneeze Fart 

A person who sneezes and attempts to block the sneeze and the pressure caused by this blocking makes the person in question fart
Sneeze Fart by Marchetti May 3, 2009

Sneeze fart 

Hahaha that person sneeze farted in front of there crush
Sneeze fart by Koibe April 19, 2019