armkles 

(short for arm kankle)
kankles of this wrist appear when the width of the wrist is the same as the forearm.
these are closely related to the kankle, itself, or the calf-ankle.

- Dude, i was banging Sabrina, and she held up her arms to praise the lord for my glorious dick, and i noticed, THAT BITCH GOT ARMKLES!
- So does my chick, bro.

armkles by button. November 4, 2008

Armless Hitch Hiker 

This situation in which an individual finds themselves armless and also in desperate need of a lift somewhere. Rather than sticking out their thumb in hopes of getting a car to stop for them, they are left with no choice, due to lack of arms, to expose their rock hard dong out from their fly to simulate the same effect.

Man1: Oh shit I just remembered I'm gonna have to hitch hike to the Vietnam memorial service, but I lost my arms in the war!
Man2: No excuses! You still gotta dick ain't ya? Looks like it's the armless Hitch hiker for you...

Armless Hitch Hiker by TaintedCheeks November 1, 2021

armless John 

When somebody tries to escape from a difficult or unconfortable situation by pretending he/she is not able to face it or doesn`t know how to do it.

C'mon! Frank was not sick that they we were carrying our furniture to our new office. He didn`t show up only because he is an armless John, that lazy ass!

armless John by mconhero April 8, 2009

droopy-eyed armless children 

someone who is feeble and/or a lightweight.

Coined by Charlie Sheen in an interview with ABC News about his drug use.

The run I was on made Sinatra, Flynn, Jagger, Richards, all of them look like droopy-eyed armless children

droopy-eyed armless children by theFishPillow March 27, 2011

armless 

Refers to a person who doesn't compare to another person.

Person 1: That person doesn't hold a candle to you.

Person 2: Why, are they armless?

armless by robert powers December 11, 2006

Armkle 

Another term for a wrist

How skinny are her armkles

Armkle by Lolthisistrash November 13, 2018

Armless Sasquatch 

Euphemism for a bowel movement.

Chris: "Yo Andrew, give me five... I've got to release an armless sasquatch."

Andrew: "Yeah man, no worries. You should have seen the armless sasquatch I left in the toilet last night."

Armless Sasquatch by Scottsdale182 July 19, 2010