Poopusher

One who pushes poo, by using his penis inside an anal passage. Also know as a poofter.

I think Paul is a poopusher. I saw him looking at poopusher.com today

by fuglyman November 3, 2008

poopusher

one who pushes poo

dereck pushed clints poo

by bigcock December 15, 2003

Poopusher

When one is significantly weaker and can’t complete multiple feats over their opponent.

He can’t bench 400lbs what a weak lil poopusher

by Rifry170 January 20, 2022

Poopsterprocrasturbation

Masturbating while taking a shit for the sole purpose of delaying work that must be done.

"Fuck this paper, man"
"Dude it's time for some poopsterprocrasturbation?"
"Good call"

by 20111118 September 19, 2012

poopster

people who shit or "poop" themselves during school, parties or family outings. often large pale teenagers who are sexually insecure and rely on the warm feeling of shit on their bum cheeks to make them sexually arroused

student 1: "curt your such a poopster"
curt: "its not my fault i cant control my bowel movements"

by Steve S.. November 1, 2006

Poopy poopster

someone who cant help but be very poopy and stinky. probably best to stay away from them.

"omg you're such a poopy poopster"

by The real poopy August 8, 2019

poopsterbate

To simultaneously poop and masturbate. My friend Daniel, who is undoubtedly a chronic poopsterbater, coined this phrase.

I heard Mark poopsterbating on the toilet last night.

Andy enjoys to poopsterbate.

"Want to watch me poosterbate?" Stephen asked.

by ShawnB April 30, 2005