ludicrous speed

The fastest speed imaginable...light speed is too slow! It is extremely dangerous to go to ludicrous speed. It may result in you going to plaid. Also, going from ludicrous speed to a dead stop will result in you being launched across your ship, flying straight into a wall.

Prepare ship...prepare ship...for LUDICROUS SPEED!!!!

ludicrous speed by A shark in a bear suit December 29, 2005

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Ludicrous Speed

A phrase taken from the Mel Brooks movie Spaceballs, refers to anything happening or moving at an exceptional rate.

My computer bluescreened the night before my paper was due, so I had to retype it at ludicrous speed that morning.

I had to drive at ludicrous speed to get to work on time after I lost my keys.

Ludicrous Speed by South Illinois December 29, 2010

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ludicrous speed

Think of the fastest speed imaginable, so fast that it is impossible to see. Now times that speed by 12 and you get ludicrous speed.

The excrement was coming out my anus so damn fast, id swear it was going to hit ludicrous speed"

ludicrous speed by Burgo November 6, 2003

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ludicrous speed

A phrase describing something that happened or took place very quickly.
Preferably shouted when drunk with your closest group of friends.

The night went by at Ludacris speed!
Or
Yo dog i'll bet u a twenty sac Ill get into dat shortys pants at ludicrous speed!

ludicrous speed by San December 11, 2004

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A Booger In The Nose Of Progress

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.

"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress by Rok'n'rol Wannabe October 19, 2006

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🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.

Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻

🤡🫵🏻 by Ubeenbamboozledson May 31, 2026

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fogey

Fogey/fogy /fougi/ sl. (early 18C+, orig. Scot) old-fashioned, stuck-in-the mud.
Person with old fashioned ideas which he is unwilling to change: Come to the disco and stop being such an old fogey!

You think me an old fogeyand an old tory, his thoughtful voice said. I saw three generations since O’Connel’s time. I remember the famine. Do you know that the orange lodges agitated for repeal of the union twenty years before O’Connel did or before the prelates of your communion denounced him as a demagogue? You fenians forget some things. (James Joyce, Ulysses. Penguin Books,1992. p. 38)

fogey by Petyush September 14, 2005

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