Wet Wanda 

A distant cousin of the 'Wet Willy.' When a man is fondeling a women with his right index finger and then suprises the female subject by putting that same finger in the female's left ear.

I gave Gina a Wet Wanda last night. She then slapped me in the face and left my apartment.

Wet Wanda by Hotrox December 20, 2006

Wet Wanda 

When someone takes their finger out of a girl's vagina and then inserts it into her ear. Like a Wet Willy, but with vaginal mucus instead of saliva.

That girl from the party wouldn't sleep with me after I gave her a wet wanda, but it was totally worth it.

Wet Wanda by Nirkit! November 2, 2008

Wet Wanda 

When a finger is inserted into a wet vagina and then inserted into someones ear. Similar to a Wet Willy...

My friend decided it would be ok to eat my leftover pizza without asking me, so I gave her a Wet Wanda while she was on the phone with her parents.

Wet Wanda by DatOneBlackDude June 18, 2020

Wet Wanda 

Similar to a “Wet Willy” a “Wet Wanda” consist of licking the nipple of a woman and then putting your ear to her chest which results in ear to wet nipple contact creating a similar effect of a “Wet Willy”

“In midst of some serious foreplay with his girlfriend, he licked her nipple and gave him self a wet Wanda!

Wet Wanda by KNDRX September 17, 2019

Wet Wanda 

When you lick your finger and stick it up a girl's vagina. Then you trip her, and dump a trash can on her face.

Richard: Hey, watch me Wet Wanda Sandra over there!
Jake: Lolk

Wet Wanda by sadclowndisease January 5, 2011

Wet Wanda 

Similar to a wet willie, but you insert the moist finger into someone’s nose instead of their ear.

That jerk just gave me a wet Wanda. He is always picking on me.

Wet Wanda by Corn Pop April 13, 2020

wet wanda 

similar to a wet willy, but instead you wet your finger with your own ear wax and put it in someone’s ear

I just gave Shelly the fattest wet wanda.

wet wanda by megabinatoratron December 13, 2020