EMPB

Early-morning piss-boner. An unprovoked erection apparent upon waking.

No honey, not right now. It's just an EMPB.

EMPB by Mr. Hollander October 22, 2008

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Eat My Pussy Bitch

Screw that, you can EMPB!

EMPB by Creampuff 007 December 15, 2024

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EMPB • EMPbutStronger

EMPbutStronger

EMPbutStronger is a n!gga who plays Mario Kart Wii on YT and he gets all the clunge. Simply a fucking chick magnet.(This is a joke for a video)

Person 1: Have you heard of EMPbutStronger?
Person 2: Yes he’s very annoying

EMPbutStronger by TotallyNotEMPlol January 18, 2022

mickey mousing

In a movie, when the music is syncronized perfectly with the action, just like a mickey mouse cartoon.

Mickey mousing is used in the shower scene of Psycho

mickey mousing by Freezing the Mainstream July 18, 2006

Word of the Day on July 8, 2026

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Haram ball

A terrible style of football which is used to win games. Usually used when a team faces a better opponent and will get 11 players behind the ball.

Diego Simeone has mastered the art of haram ball. Atletico Madrid are the worst side to watch

Haram ball by Kuffarboy April 6, 2022

Word of the Day on July 7, 2026

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joybait

excessive nice speech, the opposite of ragebaiting

adrian: i hope you have a nice day and never get sad!
enrique: joybait ❤️ 🩹🌹

joybait by whatdoespseudonymevenmean October 17, 2025

Word of the Day on July 6, 2026

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fudanshi

Boys who enjoy yaoi (a genre in Japan that contains sexual and/or romantic relations between two men); literally translates to "rotten boy"; corresponding female : fujoshi

Alex blatantly displayed his fudanshi side to his friends.

fudanshi by Yuri Katsuki January 13, 2017

Word of the Day on July 5, 2026

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