alastaire 

A kind and caring person

Alastaire is always worried about his friends and not himself

alastaire by Oh Yuuup October 18, 2018

Alistair 

noun
1. The best boss in the world; an Alistair boss is kind, smart, wise, strong, charismatic, always generous with his time and advice, and has limitless patience
2. An Alistair is a leader. He is a mentor, teacher and inspires everyone who works for him to be their best self. It is a privilege to work for an Alistair
3. You always want to be around an Alistair...his energy is magnetic. You are so proud to know and work for an Alistair!

Everyone should have an Alistair in their lives :-)

Alistair by 1974 kid December 23, 2022

Astaire 

The act of tapping one's foot on the floor, while seated in a public bathroom stall, to alert anyone trying to enter the stall (see turd burglar) that it is occupied. Named for actor/tapdancer Fred Astaire.

I was on the john takin' a dump and had to perform an Astaire cuz somebody kept trying to open the stall door.

Astaire by Sataere February 26, 2004

Alistair 

Alistair:

A person who is genuine. An Alistair is usually always hot. He cares about people as much as himself. A kid who dresses nice and tries to impress, but not in a cocky way. An Alistair usually has dark blue eyes and has stylish hair. He is tall, handsome, and fun to be around. He plays sports but usually "sports talk" is boring to him. He is usually shy to most people, but he can be the life of the party if he wants to. People are jealous of an Alistair. An Alistair is also smart.

"Woah, did you see that guy?!?!"

"Ya, he is in my class! Super nice guy, and cute."

"I need his number. Is he like an Alistair?"

"YES! He is an Alistair! I want his number too!"

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"God dude. He has everything. Why is he so lucky?"

"I don't know man. He's such an Alistair."

Alistair by Alist er August 22, 2012

Alasdair

An amazing guy who will always be there. Someone you can trust and rely on. Is known to be an extraordinary kisser and is also known for their extremely attractive looks. He would be the type of guy you would introduce to your parents. He has a winning personality and a heartbreaking smile. Everyone loves an Alasdair!

He's amazing....... I know... he's an Alasdair

Alasdair by rawrM3 July 26, 2010

dirty alistair

A Dirty Alistair is when a man tries to have sex with another man but can't because as he inserts his penis into the anus, Bruce Forsyth sticks his head out of the anus and says "Nice to see you, to see you..." and if you don't respond with "NICE!", Brucie jumps out and tells and outs you to your Grandma who is 84 and about to die.

Occasionally, he might stick his head out and say "You get nothing for a pair", but that's only if you're trying to stick your balls up his anus.

I know a guy who lives in London Bridge who invented the Dirty Alistair. This isn't even the worst thing he's done.

dirty alistair by F1Chick March 11, 2019

Alastar 

The most amazing guy that you will ever meet! Has gorgeous shiney blue/silver eyes; is really tall; shy as hell when it comes to relationships in public; can be slightly weird but is great fun to hang out with.

person 1: who's that guy over there?
person 2: oh that's Alastar, he's so amazing!

Alastar by iconenthusiast February 4, 2013