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Drivesturbating

The act of masturbating while driving a vehicle.
"Dude, were you drivesturbating last night?"

"Of course I was! I was horny and nobody was in the car with me..."

drivesturbation 

I was getting tired on a long drive so I engaged in drivesturbation to help wake myself up.
drivesturbation by Clemchowder November 10, 2013

drivesterbating 

To masturbate while driving, or when your'e stuck in traffic and you need some pleasure.
Driver 1 (in car with window open) : *drivesterbating*

Driver 2 (in other car) : WTF?

Driver 1: Hey wtf you lookin at

DRINKSTURBATE 

Drinking by yourself and having too much fun.
I like to drinksturbate when my friends bail on my birthday party.
DRINKSTURBATE by EmThirtyTwo August 23, 2018

A Booger In The Nose Of Progress 

Anything that impedes or otherwise interferes with a process going forward.
"Militarily, that inquest was a booger in the nose of progress."

or

"As far as human rights are concerned, this political infighting is a booger in the nose of progress."
Word of the Day on June 2, 2026

🤡🫵🏻

How to say "you're an idiot/clown" using only emojis.
Person 1: Insert completely incorrect and/or idiotic statement here
Person 2: 🤡🫵🏻
Word of the Day on June 1, 2026