Valethole

(va-ley-hohl) n. Those car parking services which seek to provide a customer convenience by blocking (but not using) the close parking spots, stealing your loose change and denting your car…all while you wait.

Mike: Why can't we find a spot to park?
Rick: Those valetholes blocked half the lot. Last time I came here they stole all my change for parking.

Valethole by JJE October 12, 2008

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Vapehole

Vape-hole, one who Vapes like an asshole

That bro on the train vaping in everyone's face is a total vapehole

Vapehole by Los Dude September 3, 2016

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Valethole • vagehole • vagerhole • vallehole • valthorens • Vapehole • vatehole

vallehole

n., blend of Vallejo + asshole, c.f. bridge-and-tunnel crowd
A resident of the outlying areas of the San Francisco Bay known for parading their unmuffled Harleys conspicuously around San Francisco when they invade the city for Giants games.

What's up with all the valleholes on Market Street? The Giants must have made the playoffs.

vallehole by JayMB August 20, 2012

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valthorens

Generally regarded as the greatest graphic artists alive. They are quiet beings who value simple things in life such as the xbox 360. Their artistic skill is shown in the bedroom where women can simply not handle the pleasure by theirself and usually need back up from other girls. Valthorens are commonly in bed with up to 14 women at any given time.

"Oh my God! it feels so good it hurts! I need to ring mandy for help! This valthorens is sooo good!"

valthorens by Lee Price May 8, 2008