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He didn’t kill himself
Epstein didn’t kill himself
Epstein by Phil Mc’Kracken January 12, 2021
To have sex with three (Usually female) 16-year-olds at once.
Did you hear kyle pulled an epstein last night? What a pimp!
epstein by DOW September 26, 2006
To end a life.........

First seen on a Twitch Channel #Robbaz by #AlexisMason.
I'm going to "epstein" myself.........

That got just got epsteined...........

Let's put an epstein out on that guy............
epstein by #AlexisMason September 15, 2022
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Epsteined
Definition of Epstein
transitive verb

: to put in confinement for private execution : BUTCHERED
Jeffrey Epstein was Epsteined on August 10, 2019

"Kevin Clinesmith will stand trial". "Nah, they'll Epstein him".
Epstein by LiberalCenter August 15, 2020
To attempt suicide after being exposed for paedophilia.
"You know that one youtuber, yeah well he pulled an Epstein."
Epstein by CryptoClinic August 25, 2020
1. (v) to creep or bother others, regardless of sex

2. (v) To torment people with your massive and widespread facebook friend requests to complete strangers, while still thinking you are the shit when clearly you're not.

3. (n) To be a complete and utter fag that has no idea that people really think you are a douchebag

4. (n) A weed-smoking, sunglass-wearing, queefing thunderpussy
Example 1

A: Dude, do you know who added me on facebook last night?

B: Let me guess, an Epstein?

A: Yeah. He also added the other 2,300 people in our class on the same night. What a thunderpussy!

Example 2

A: Did you see that hipster douchelord who smells bad and is smoking weed in front of our dorm?

B: Yeah, he's the local Epstein. He probably has some weed hidden in his woolen cap. What a thunderpussy!
Epstein by HE ADDED ME.... September 19, 2010