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Ear Virgin 

A person who has never listened to ASMR before
I have never listened to ASMR before, so I am an Ear Virgin
Ear Virgin by Tok1tozuk4 August 1, 2018

ear virgin 

1) A person who has almost never heard a swear word in their entire life

2) A person who—over the span of their lifetime—has kept their ears relatively healthy from excessive loud noisy environments. An ear virgin rarely goes out in loud public spaces such as a shopping mall or a nightclub. Because of this, their sense of hearing is generally more acute and more sensitive in their older years compared to the average person in the same age demographic.
1) When I dropped the F bomb in front of Cindy, she was absolutely devastated because she was still an ear virgin

2) People who grew up and lived in the countryside, away from all the noise and traffic, tend to be ear virgins.

Right Ear Virgin 

Someone who's had sex in every orifice but the right ear.
Guy 1: That girl is such a fucking slut - I bet she's a right ear virgin.
Guy 2: Yeah, she was before last night.
Right Ear Virgin by big zach May 29, 2007