tooltruck 

an Evolution of the word toolbag, used to describe someone being obscenely lame or doosh-like.

Mike: Dude your such a tooltruck!!

Brendan: I know....

tooltruck by mikey jann July 7, 2008

toolfuck 

An absurd, obnoxious, high-strung individual; a more vulgar and effective way to call one a tool.

"Why don't you just rip the bulbs out, ya toolfuck!?"

toolfuck by Deeeps2 February 10, 2009

tooltacker 

One who pleasures themselves furiously

A person who happily attacks his own tool.

"why didn't Stu show up for the Chelmsford Angling Society's annual meeting last night?"
"I heard he tugged his lovepipe so hard whilst dogging by the lakes, that he had to call an ambulance. What a TOOLTACKER!"

tooltacker by Tommy Tooltacker March 21, 2014

Banana Towtruck 

The act of tying a rope attached to a friends boner and a truck then driving full speed in the other direction to rip the friends cock off

I can't get any guys as long as I'm a guy. I feel like I need to call Dave and have him help me perform a banana towtruck

Banana Towtruck by Bigballerbuddy214 June 15, 2015

nasty-wet towtruck

having anal sex in an old towtruck in a rain storm

baby lets do a nasty-wet towtruck next time your in town!

nasty-wet towtruck by lacy hudson January 17, 2009

Tool Truck 

Variation on the term tool. Used to describe a person that has surpassed the lower forms of tool tool box and tool shed.

Dude did you smoke the rest of my shit?
Yeah I was all out and broke til payday.
You fucking tool truck!

Tool Truck by Buddhadaddy September 28, 2008

Towtruck 

Its some thing you do to one of your friends as a joke and beleive me this shit is funny / you walk up behind them when they are not paying attention and you grab there balls from behind and pull them on to their face because they cant put there hands up to catch themselves so they fall on there face.

John(sneeking up behind josh...)

John: towtrucks josh

josh: oh fuck man that shit isn't cool i couldnt catch myself from falling.

josh (fuck now my face and my balls hurt!)

Towtruck by Eric...you fuckin asshole May 8, 2008