When someone goes on Omegle and tries to flirt with randomgirls for no other reason than the fact that they are so horny it can be felt radiating off of them.
Willy: “Hey, what’s your blood type?”
Shen: “Oh no, he’s pulling a Unwashed Willy again”
Unsophisticated people of a low socioeconomic status that don't eat lobster rolls for dinner at least twice a week.
Son: I'm hungry.
Mother: Do you want hot dogs or ramen noodles?
Son: Can we have lobster rolls?
Mother: No, lobster is too expensive.
Son: But all my friends...
Mother: I don't give a fuck what your friends eat you ungrateful little bastard.
Son: But mom...
Mother: There will be no lobster rolls in this house. Ever.
Son: You bitch!
Mother: Go to your room.
Son: Sorry mom. Can we get a Subaru?
Mother: This family does not drive a Subaru or eat lobster rolls.
Son: Why?
Mother: Because we are proudly among the unwashed masses. We are trash.
Son: Ok.
Mother: Don't forget you have therapy tomorrow at 3:30.
When a Male pulls a carrot from the ground and proceeds to fuck his spouse with the carrot and then eats the carrot after. Then the couple makes out with the chewed carrot in their mouth.
Yo man I just gave my girlfriend a unwashed carrot last night.