Pretzel 

The act of sitting close to a person, side-by-side, but facing opposite directions, and interlocking one arm each to form a pretzel.
This could be considered a prequel to cuddling, since resting your head on their shoulder, nuzzling, and tracing your fingers over their arm, etc. is acceptable, and expected.
On the base system it would be before first base; and on the snogging scale it would be an approximate 2.5.

Like a one armed hug, but only your arms are hugging while your head is nuzzling and you are giggling about whatever it is that makes you giggle :)

"Wanna go Pretzel?"
"oooooh, dirty"
"urm, not really" ;)

Pretzel by A Rebecca April 23, 2009

pretzel 

An imminent threat. Has struck once. Failed. Will strike again.

Afghani terrorists planted pretzels in America. So Bush invaded Iraq.

pretzel by Danielle January 5, 2005

pretzel 

a pretzel is a salty, sometimes chocolate covered snack food made of crisscrossing dough. also a highly dangerous terrorist weapon used in an assassination attempt on the 43rd president George "Dubya" Bush.

He choked on a pretzel?!?!?!

pretzel by blaarg July 18, 2007

Pretzel 

A dry and pretentious person, a pretzel is used as a metaphor. This is because pretzel snacks have pretended to be the healthier alternative to potato chips for years, when in fact, then have more calories per gram. Pretzels are also dry and flavorless; this matches the description of a person perfectly. Furthermore, pretzels are usually salted; a salty person is usually unpleasant.

The captain of the football team is such a pretzel. He think he's king, but the only reason the talentless wretch got on the team is because the coach is his dad. And I suppose that's why he's captain, too.

Pretzel by Yo Damn Face's What December 14, 2010

pretzel 

a trick in freestyle skiing in which the skiier approaches a rail and jumps and spins 270 degrees in one direction and lands, sliding the length of the rail and then stops thier momentum and throws it back the other direction and spins the opposite way 270 degrees and stomps it...

you see tom wallich the other day?

no, why?

he was throwin pretzels left and right bro. he's a god!!!

pretzel by snufelupagus April 1, 2008

pretzel 

n.
(PRET-zuhl)
a small, salty, usually crunchy baked piece of.. pretzel.
Comes in an infinite amount of shapes to guarantee you'll buy them.
It is said they originated from a priest who made them to reward children for saying prayers correctly.
They attempted to rise up and assasinate our dictator, Dubya, but sadly they failed and we'll all die.
Oh, and some are covered in chocolate too.
mmmm...

-I ate a pretzel.
-pretzels are nice

pretzel by =^..^= December 5, 2004

pretzel 

a male who, upon a post-hookup facebook check or upon hearing comments from witnesses of said hookup, turns out to be somewhat less attractive than one originally thought; often characterized by the taste of a pretzel.

Girl 1: Um yeah, he kind of tasted like a pretzel.
Girl 2: He looked like a pretzel.

"That Patrick - he turned out to be a real pretzel."

pretzel by girl 1 December 9, 2008