the sloth
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The Sloth
A sexual position; The Sloth can be executed as follows: the male participant is on all fours while the female participant hangs from the male torso, wrapping her legs around his lower waist and her arms around his shoulders. The male acts as a branch while the female, much like a sloth, hangs from him, giving the position its name. The male is responsible for the thrusting motion required for successful sexual intercourse. If executed correctly, the female's body should be entirely suspended. Easiest if the male first enters the female while both are lying down. Once he's inside, the female wraps her arms and legs around him, the male gets on all fours, and The Sloth commences.
"The Sloth is my favorite sexual position."
"The Sloth is such a workout."
"I defied gravity while doing The Sloth with Karlin last night."
"The Sloth is such a workout."
"I defied gravity while doing The Sloth with Karlin last night."
the sloth
A guy or gal who is part of your vacation group who rises some time late in the morn and doesnt get into first gear even until mid afternoon. The sloth takes his/her vacation real slow and easy.
And then theres greg, the sloth of our party weekend group. Heeats his first meal close to noon and offsets his day like that. Hes so relaxed that the word hippie cant apply
the sloth by Theamazinggeek April 27, 2019
The Sloth
Sexual position in which one holds onto their partner aloof, swinging like a sloth from a tree, with full penis insertion.
Let's do The Sloth
The Sloth by kingflippynips420 June 25, 2017
The Sloth
The Sloth by TorqueLewith February 17, 2017
Slapping the Sloth
Masturbating for an extended period of time with a slow, fluid motion of the entire arm, while using syrup (typically maple) as lubricant in order to ensure the process remains slow throughout climax. Proper technique stipulates motion beginning in the elbow, followed by the wrist and ending with a complete rotation of the shoulder. An instance of "slapping the sloth" or "sloth slapping" should never last under forty five minutes.
Tristan: Hey Jordan, tell Dyet that it's time for breakfast, I made pancakes
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
Jordan: I knocked on his door, he wont answer.
Tristan: The maple syrup is missing...
Jordan: That son of bitch. He is undoubtedly slapping the sloth again. Let's just eat without him or else we'll have to wait about an hour.
Slapping the Sloth by Tra Trone January 6, 2013
Sid the sloth
Sid the sloth is the most handsome young man from the ice age. he was definitely real and he is my life
person 1: hey did you see the ice age movies?
person 2: yea obviously, who was your favourite character?
person 1: Sid the sloth, who else?
person 2: yeah, he's sooooo handsome.
person 2: yea obviously, who was your favourite character?
person 1: Sid the sloth, who else?
person 2: yeah, he's sooooo handsome.
Sid the sloth by yous3rname September 2, 2021