Troglom
Alternative word for Retard, Mix between Troglomite and Lobotomite. Becouse you can't use Retard anymore
Troglom by RaspThatAzz March 1, 2020
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Troglodyte
A troglodyte is typically used as an insult as someone is a really stupid/ ugly or you just want to insult them
Troglodyte by MrStealyoWhip December 24, 2020
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parasitic troglodyte
An intensely ugly, unattractive, unwanted person. Often used in a self-degrading way. Someone of low intelligence, a Neanderthal.
parasitic troglodyte by sweetswede August 17, 2010
Troglosaur
A troll like humanoid with no concern for personal health, image, or hygene. These creatures can often be found at lunch buffets, "all you can eat" dining establishments, or fast food restaurants. They are pack oriented for safety reasons, although contention within the pack can often be found over "the last chicken wing".
During these times you may want to cover your ears, as the troglosaur roar is piercing. Fights are typically brief whether during feeding times or even when confronted by their bipedal slimmer counterparts, as lung capacity is small and blood flow is difficult due to gravy consistency.
Mating is unfortunately more prevalent than expected, although various mechanical hoists and lifts are often needed. Troglosaurs pose little threat to society (other than being inflationary) due to the slow movement, but if approached, confrontation can be avoided by pointing in a random direction, then shouting "lunch buffet" and walking away. Treadmills, vegetables, and small portions are mortal enemies.
The troglosaur can also be found with their smoking cousins, often in liberal establishments, such as the welfare office. (Trog-LO-sawr)
During these times you may want to cover your ears, as the troglosaur roar is piercing. Fights are typically brief whether during feeding times or even when confronted by their bipedal slimmer counterparts, as lung capacity is small and blood flow is difficult due to gravy consistency.
Mating is unfortunately more prevalent than expected, although various mechanical hoists and lifts are often needed. Troglosaurs pose little threat to society (other than being inflationary) due to the slow movement, but if approached, confrontation can be avoided by pointing in a random direction, then shouting "lunch buffet" and walking away. Treadmills, vegetables, and small portions are mortal enemies.
The troglosaur can also be found with their smoking cousins, often in liberal establishments, such as the welfare office. (Trog-LO-sawr)
Dude, that girl you went home with last night was a total Troglosaur. Seriously, how did you survive? Examples: Homer Simpson, Roseanne, Anyone over 4XL, etc.
Troglosaur by Zerosums May 9, 2011
Sports Troglodyte
One who takes excessive joy in watching any of the offerings of ESPN. These people would prefer watching mindless repetitive droning about irrelevant sports nonsense over more interesting channels such as The Science Channel, The History Channel, or any other cable channel providing any information that may be useful in any way.
I went to the gym today and all 10 TVs were on ESPN. God I wish those sports troglodytes would at least sacrifice one of their precious TVs so we could at least watch something blow up on the history channel?
Sports Troglodyte by uuth September 30, 2010
Troglodyte
Goddamn it Ron, why can't you just figure the fuck out how to play Hungry Hungry Hippos already you troglodyte.
Troglodyte by golira_the_first January 21, 2019
Troglodyte
People who touch the screen of the apple computer in the uni library even though they’re not touchscreen
Troglodyte by Troglodyte Hunter December 9, 2019