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A person or object with troglodyte characteristics (feral, stupid or illiterate, possibly cave-dwelling) who has aspirations of living the kardashian dream (vacuous and narcissistic, aesthetically and surgically altered) to appeal to members of the opposite sex and gain free media attention.
That girl is such a troglodashian - I can't believe she thought a spray tan would hide her moustache!

Damn! These pants are so troglodashian they ride right up my crotch!
by SugarCubeQueen February 12, 2017
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Apr 22 Word of the Day
When you eat dirt for the first time and leave your family to build a shack in the woods
Bro since I got dirtpilled on Tuesday I have made sooo many worm friends and made them soo many little houses to get married in. Me? Lonely? No you’re the lonely one u lawn owning freak
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by ecogoth December 30, 2020
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