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A term used to refer to a person engaging in annoying but humorous actions. Usually a computer Gamer.
Also used to refer to someone who is doing incredibly well or incredibly bad in a computer game, such as Counter-Strike.
Alternate Spellings: monkeh
ARRG! U stupid MONKIE!
d00d, j00r a 1337 monkie!
monkie by .fls.Horza March 9, 2004
Monkie: in Africa, a monkey is considered to be a sex doll
Person 1: yo, you see that monkie
Person 2: woah, I'm gonna fuck it
Monkie by Monkie Man February 18, 2021

Monkie Kid 

A LEGO cartoon based on chinese culture, particularly The Monkey King & Journey to the West. The fandom is pretty bizarre since more than half of the community have a crush on either Macaque or Sun Wukong, but putting that aside, the cartoon also has it's own toyline!
Person 1: I watched Monkie Kid and I loved it.
Person 2: Did you find Macaque attractive?
Person 1: Maybe? I'm not gay, but maybe.
Monkie Kid by myotheracc7 July 9, 2022

brass monkie 

"They put UV lights in the crapper at asda so the brass monkeys could not find a vein to jack up."
brass monkie by Juan Skinner July 13, 2005

cyan_monkie_vr 

cyan_monkie_vr Is a gorilla tag tiktoker who is good at gorilla tag and has Oculus Quest 2
cyan_monkie_vr Is a gorilla tag tiktoker who is good at gorilla tag and has Oculus Quest 2

Spite Monkey Attack 

This is an action that usually takes place on Spite Monkey Sunday, some little prat decides that they can best get their self-aggrandising definition accepted by making multiple submissions. They then decide to try to improve their chances by voting against any other definition that has been submitted, a typical demonstration of the spite monkey mentality. The end result of their self-centred, immature nastiness is to effectively bring Urban Dictionary to a standstill.
What’s happening on Urban Dictionary, nothing’s moving? Must be a spite monkey attack.