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Lubricant used for lubing
Joe: Hey mom, can i have some aldea tonight?
Aldea by ksjfh May 28, 2008
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Aldea Denis 

You call an aldea denis someone who is an trully big and muscular alpha male.
X:Have you been hittin the gym recently?
Y:Yes, i’ve tryed to be more aldea denis.
Aldea Denis by Bleau Matei June 21, 2022

Alden's Number

A rhetorical strategy used to call out someone who is pretending to be very knowledgeable about a topic they know nothing about.
Vaush: Have you ever heard of Alden's Number?
Nazi: Alden's Number? I believe so-
Vaush: I literally just made it up, you are so full of shit, there is no such thing as Alden's Number.

Roderick Alden

Roderick Alden, PhD, is the Chairman of the Omaha City Council in Omaha, Nebraska. He is a pivotal swing vote on the panel, and a powerhouse in local elections. He is most notable for his doctoral thesis on IQ differences, in which he coined the term Alden's Number.
Vaush: Hey, do you know who Roderick Alden is?
Mike: No, I don't know who Roderick is.
Vaush: You don't know who fucking Roderick is and you're claiming to give a shit about the Nebraska mayoral race?
Roderick Alden by BigTony102 March 7, 2021

Alden's Number

The number's origin is of the theory dabbling in temporally dilated thermo-dynamics which causes humans to lie. The number cannot be revealed and if one wants to find it, they must look a little harder than UrbanDictionary.
Commenter 1: I can't find Alden's Number anywhere!
Commenter 2: I guess you just haven't watched the right video
Nice Commenter 3: Alden's Number is mentioned at 6:56, on the video called 'Are Black People Genetically Inferior? CRAZY debate w/ 15 y/o Race Realist' on the channel named Vaush
Commenter 1: You cheeky b*stard, I still don't know what the actual number is :(
Alden's Number by MangoMuncher912 February 22, 2021
A name for a female.

Aldana is a sweet girl, hilarious, gorgeous, and amazing. No matter how many times she may piss you off, You can't help but love her.

Loves movies, Italian guys, and hanging with her numerous friends.
Girl: Hey, who's your friend?

Other girl: That's Aldana.

Girl: Oh! I know her, she's pretty friggin' awesome.
Aldana by NyanCatLover June 20, 2011