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A super nerd that lives at home in his moms basement. He enjoys meatloaf and nachos. Usually very pimply and a minimum weight requirement of 250 pounds. Occupations of gloivens include: Comic book stores, Movie rental, Video game store or unemployment. Hobbies can include Playing with warhammer and speaking elf language. Men with pony tails are a sure sign of a gloiven and pale skin as well. Unkept smell is a major factor.
Do you smell that? I think theres a gloiven around the corner.

That place is a total Gloiven fest.

I don't want to do that. Its way to gloiven.
gloiven by Bowmanville July 18, 2009
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What Professer Frink from The Simpsons yells when he is either excited or upset.
Professer Frink "I could be a jedi, with the shwingggg shwingggg OH GLAIVEN"
Glaiven by Sam Telfer June 11, 2006
a word/noise, produced when a nerd is behaving in an excited manner
so i ordered the newest star wars and warhammer games they are the coolest ever and the shooting and the dying and the gleeeeeiiiven!
gleiven by thats sum funny shit September 11, 2003
An insulated glove worn to keep hands from getting burned when taking stuff out of the oven or handling hot cookware. Formerly know as the "oven mitt".
If you're going to be operating a cornballer, you'd better be wearing a gloven.
gloven by The Glovenator October 4, 2013

China Glivens 

THE QUEEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! Better than your fave in every way
China glivens? Oh my god! She's so amazing, everyday I wish and prayto be that amazing!!

dutch gloven 

A smaller version of the dutch oven. When you fart in to your cupped hand and deliver the prize to an unsuspecting victim, aka dutch oven mitt.
Brendan like to ease in to relationships. That boy has some wicked gas, so to acclimate girls in to a long-term relationship, he will give a girl a dutch gloven within the first three dates. If she survives that, the next step is to turn up the heat and introduce her to his full-on dutch oven.
dutch gloven by the comand'r December 9, 2013