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batty boy (arse bandit, scrotum suka) 

a man who takes it up the ring piece and
gets spunked all over his face
you going to suk cock, like batty boy

Bandit Boy 

A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.

More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid
Tasha don’t pull your wallet out around Tyrone,I here’s he’s the bandit boy of the town.
A guy who takes things in the form of robbing,breaking into homes,or finessing.

More of a Advanced Stick Up Kid
Bandit Boy by Lonnieman June 24, 2019

Boy Banding 

A strategy of collecting an attractive but diverse group of males in order to cultivate maximum potential attention from the opposite sex in social situations. Each member of the group has equivalent good looks but a different perceived personality type, like members of a boy band. Also known as N'Syncing.
"Greg just called and said we are boy banding tonight. I was gonna wear my fedora but now I have to be the 'sweet one'"
The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.
"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"
Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013
Word of the Day on July 18, 2026
To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.
"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."
Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026
Word of the Day on July 17, 2026

Hair spider

A tight, tangled knot of loose hair and lint that forms inside clothing during the clothes dryer cycle. It typically hides inside garments, causing an annoying lump or a phantom tickling sensation against the skin until it is found or falls out onto the floor during folding.
I was folding my clothes and a huge hair spider fell out onto my hand
Hair spider by Kmorsels July 15, 2026
Word of the Day on July 16, 2026