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Slang, the act of procrastinating relentlessly, and taking way to long to complete a task!
Susie was supposed to be finishing the audit, but she's been mincing so much that she's barely even started it!

Dave's been such a mincer today, he needs to finish his project, but every time I see him he's just playing COD, or cooking super noodles!
mincing by tj888 November 16, 2010
Mincing is an act carried out usually in the lesbian communtity, it consists of thrusting your right fist down and spinning clockwise, then thrusting the left fist down and spinning anti-clockwise. Whilst doing this you must grind your hips to the rhythm of your hands.
"I'm going to mince her right up."
Or
"I'm mincing to get home."
Or
"Yeah, I minced some girl last night."
mincing by k&zzzzzzz November 25, 2011
Two people find a dead body. One puts their mouth over the penis, and the other elbow drops on the dead persons stomach.
" Callum and Tom were caught mincing on the late jimmy carter last night"
mincing by Avocados! December 9, 2008
Feeling an undeniable urge to be extra as hell and crumble/grind all of your ingredients when cooking with a special mincing too. If the chef fails to mince all ingredients while cooking then a penalty of -1 point will be served to the chef.
Alex: Hey, have you started cooking yet?
Megan: Not yet, I'm too busy mincing the garlic
Alex: You're extra as hell
Mincing by David Peter Butts March 16, 2020
Similar to Commencing, or about to get started.
I'm mincing to cut, stab, or fuck.
mincing by AGENTSTIKNINE October 29, 2005
When you are holding in a shit thats coming and you are walking somewhere, usually to the toilet.
Look at him mincing over there. OR I was mincing so bad earlier.
Mincing by Dread115 October 26, 2020