Aggravate

To annoy a farmer, agricultural worker or tractor jockey

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Aggravate John day

Normally celebrated on every Monday of the year. If you know anyone named John, today is the day to aggravate them.

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When a person is so angry or annoyed, they commit homicide.

I swear if he wouldn't of shut up I was going to commit aggravated homicide.

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Full-sized Ford SUV driven by arguably the most self-centered drivers in North America.

Look at that Lincoln Aggravator parked in the Fire Lane...LAME!

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When a man surpasses horny and becomes pissed off and horny at the same time.

Not being able to get any love due to in-laws spending the weekend at your house leads to being manly aggravated.

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also known as a thing that gets stuck in the fan

some random kid: hey i have an aggravating penis
other kid: go away, noob

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Aggravated Ignorance is an imaginary charge that police officers use when idiots ask what they are being arrested for.

Aggravated Ignorance can also be applied, when a person who is talking to him or herself into getting arrested, by being ignorant and argumentative.

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