tits-bacon

adj. The best something could possibly be. Specifically to a man as it refers to a man's two most favorite things in life. Ultimate. Insanely awesome. Cray Cray.

Dude, that guitar solo you just played sounded tits-bacon.
Man this beer tastes tits-bacon!!

tits-bacon by dwillard May 17, 2008

Bacon Tits 

Amazingly good or beautiful.

"Fuck man, that shit is the BT."

"Bacon tits! Just got my stimmy check!"

Bacon Tits by Markoos13 February 17, 2021

Tits on bacon 

Worthless, or good for anything. And object or item with no purpose or use.

"Fuckin Jeff! He's about as useful as tits on bacon!"

Tits on bacon by El Hefe 13 January 6, 2016

Bacon Tits 

Large male tits that hang down and when heated produce large amounts of grease under the tit area.

Fat Bastard has nice bacon tits from Austin Powers.

Bacon Tits by Scott Issac September 17, 2007

Bacon Bits Tits

Something as awesome as bacon bits and tits all at once, if that's possible.

This beer is the Bacon Bits Tits man.

Bacon Bits Tits by Ynot2 April 25, 2013