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(noun) 1: An execrable person who attempts to gain success by spreading lies, hate, and rumors directed at another but is a failure
2: person who attempts to stealthe spotlight but fails
3: Leader of Megxit
4: A failure, liar
5: Professional grifter
(adj) 1: A hateful person at the center of Megxit
2: wrongly vainglorious person
Can you believe Bey’s father trying to cash in on her? What a Smarkle.
Dang, can you believe that Smarkle junk dealer claimed he was selling antiques?

Samantha Markle is attacking her relatives again, how Smarkle can a person be?
Smarkle by AuntyQ April 30, 2019
To smear glitter on your ass and moon people in public.
I got wasted, took my daughters glitter and smarkled all of my friends
Smarkle by Master Smarkler June 7, 2011
Oh, Brooke is so smart and funny, and I can't stop looking at her smarkle.
Smarkle by From The Nunnery January 22, 2013
when someone likes another person, and when someone says the name of whom they like, the person smiles and has a sparkle in their eye at the same time.
Ashli smarkled when i said Jon.
Smarkle by Erin123 April 2, 2007
Leftover coffee mixed with water and cigarettes butts
Mark: can You pass me the smarkle to put out my cig?

"You look like smarkle"
Smarkle by The Knobhead June 24, 2018
To make something smell amazing and sparkle — to clean it so well it shines.
When you smarkle something, it doesn’t just get cleaned; it gets that fresh scent, that glow, that “new again”
“Dang, this place looks brand new!”
“Yeah, I smarkled the whole house.”
Smarkle by i3reezy October 19, 2025