poopstix 

Noun:
an affectionate term used to refer to close friends and people you are very comfortable with. Usually in circumstances where the person using the term is trying to express affection either purely and with puppy-like playful affection or with an ulterior motive to try to get the person they're talking to to do something for them.

Person 1: Poopstix, could you possibly pass me that bowl?
Person 2: Well of course! But only because you asked so nicely!

poopstix by Julie Buckner April 23, 2008

poopstix 

Something that sucks so much that it is like poop in the form of sticks. This also sounds painful.

I really wish you would stop beating me with those electrical cords. It's completely poopstix.

poopstix by Mamber Monkey October 27, 2011

Poopstick 

A poorly rolled blunt.

Jamie rolled the biggest poopstick ever. We couldn't even smoke it.

Poopstick by Trittey Cricket September 22, 2013

poopstill 

When two or more people in a public restroom have to poop, but none of them want to be the first one to break the silence and/or fart loudly

I really had to poop, but this girl was in the other stall and we both just sat there for 10 minutes because we didn't want to be gross. We were both caught in a poopstill.

poopstill by heyitsthe--- February 12, 2013

poopsticles

Frozen ass gremlins, such as one may get while bar hopping on a cold night in Chicago. Cold/frozen poop particles that result from neglectful ass wiping.

Eek, I think my poopsticles are melting; I'm getting gooch river.

poopsticles by nivri December 10, 2008

poopstick 

A stick used to chop up a turd that is to big to flush.

"Damn that's a big one, someone get me the poopstick."

poopstick by TCW00dy March 16, 2004

poopstick blumpkin

when you poop a turd halfway out of your ass and one woman performs fellatio on the half of your turd and another woman gives you a blowjob.

I thought I was just getting a blumpkin, but instead I got poopstick blumpkin it was freaking awesome.

poopstick blumpkin by jjakaka March 18, 2014