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pootillo 

1. n. The large, usually painful deuce that will take place within 24 hours of eating at Portillo's.
The two polish sausages and the hot Italian beef really hit the spot, but man, I can already feel the pootillo brewing.
pootillo by picc285 July 6, 2019

poopypilled 

Someone who thinks poop and piss and other epic things are hilarious (Because they are)
"Poop.' 'HAHAHAHA LOOK AT US WE ARE POOPYPILLED!"
poopypilled by Rowithata September 11, 2020
Frozen dagger of feces used by hobos to fend off wild animals and ghosts. Also known as a poopshank.
The poopsicle inflicted massive damage and the hobo was able to escape into the night.
poopsicle by HoboShank March 18, 2012

pooptillion

A shit-ton amount of numbers, as Ryan Magee from SuperMega said it to be
"Pooptillion has to be a real number" -Ryan Magee from Supermegacast 191

Poopstacle 

poop-stuh-kul

noun
1. When having to poop hinders progress.
I wanted to make the 7:00 a.m. yoga class, but ran into a poopstacle.
Poopstacle by Lindsey_DC May 10, 2015

Poortillo's 

The ghetto distant cousin of the highly successful yet very expensive Portillo's fast food chain. Restaurants under the Poortillo's Restaurant umbrella would include any cheap fast food option in the south side ghetto. Buildings usually feature bars on the windows and counters that feature bulletproof glass.
Hey Pat, you want to head to Portillo's? They have their hot dog, small fry, and small coke on special today for $11.16. No Tom, I'm feeding my family of 4 for $11.16 at Poortillo's. Their same combo is regularly priced at $2.79.
Poortillo's by Tom9750 November 16, 2013
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Precedes or follows either a gratuitously disrespectful or honest remark, originated in New York City. Used in similar fashion to "no offense" or "to be honest," interchangeably.
Ya mans is wild buns, respectfully. Respectfully he's washed.

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