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Snowscata 

When you choke someone with a waffle right as they're about to orgasm.
Dude, me and my girl had some waffles in the freezer so we decided to try a snowscata.
Snowscata by JaneDoeToo May 1, 2011
Garnishing marijuana with cocaine.
I'd like to chase that snowcap with some bourbon and a chicken pot pie.

snowcracking 

Process of snorting lines of cocaine off a hooker's ass
Her father-in-law was greatly disapointed and commented on the less than desireable fact that his new son in law was found snowcracking a black gypsy midget hooker.

Snowstradamus 

an individual who comments on the fact that inclement weather is expected, in such a way as to imply that he or she is the first or only person who pays attention to weather forecasts
75 of your friends on facebook write "SNOW'S COMING!" your response to all of them: "thanks, snowstradamus, for telling me what 74 other people and the morning news already told me."
Snowstradamus by kira ai January 14, 2011

Snowcapping

The act of taking a large poop and then ejaculating on top of it.
I took a Mount Everest shit and then snowcapped it. Nothing like snowcapping in preparation for a solid nap.
Snowcapping by MetalNapper February 3, 2014

snowcrastination 

Not doing your homework or work because you think its goin to snow during the night leading to the closure of school / business
hey man are u gonna work on the project
no
why not?
snowcrastination man, snowcrastination

hey billy did you do mr wongs hw?
no man i didn't cook pot stickers cause i was snowcrastinating now im screwed cause it didnt snow
snowcrastination by Carl pitz January 13, 2007