implode 

To collapse in on ones self, to explode inwards. Also, to fail miserably at something.

Shit, i fucking imploded on that math test.

implode by Burt Reynolds February 26, 2003

implode 

The exact opposite of explode

Not only did she suck the skin off my dick, but, she made my balls implode. I think even my ass caved in.

implode by SONIC March 14, 2004

IMplode 

To try not to laugh because your boss is there while you are receiving hilarious IMs

Dan totally IMploded when Katy recounted her weekend over IChat. His boss asked what the hell was wrong with him.

IMplode by allatymhaha April 13, 2009

Implode 

When a friend is trying so hard not to bite at banter directed towards them, that he explodes from the inside out, causing extreme distress and an excessive knock in confidence.

Everyone: "Lucky can drink a lot faster than you, Spence"
Spencer: "F*ck off! Talk to me when you can down a pint faster than me"
Everyone: "Oiiiii nibble!!!!! He's about to implode!"
Spencer: "*silence* *banter slowly eats way at Spencer's soul*"

Implode by ckbsb April 24, 2015

Implode 

When something violently collapses in itself or explodes on the inside or inward

Shit dude, this fucking OceanGate piece of hunk is going to implode!

Implode by EA SPORTS ITS IN DA GAME October 1, 2023

Ex-Implode

An Explosion and Implosion that happen at the exact same time, causeing the object to remain exactly the same. All you would see would be a puff of smoke.

WTF! That Cow just Ex-Imploded!
Awesome!

WWGFD?
Ex-Implode!

Ex-Implode by Matt Hirst March 19, 2007

to implode 

(v)it is when one is subjected to such a shock that their male genital organ is sucked up into the body and later retrieved in excramential form.

bob: i imploded yesterday
Not Bob: dude, sucks.
Bob: i know dude, and know im gay

to implode by jiga the nigga December 12, 2004