cutlered

CUTLERED / or present / TO CUTLER

-A situation in which one panics causing them to completely fuck-up (mess-up) the situation.

-To do awful when it's not normally a difficult task.
-A major fail, having an effect on to what is also all around the person.

"If you don't relax and just concentrate, you're going to totally cutler (fuck-up) this test."
"Wow, you really cutlered that , and what started as no problems, became nothing but problems for yourself."
"He was a mess and cutlered every time he was put on the spot."
"I've been doing nothing but cutlering (mess-up, do terrible) everything later."

cutlered by muggster November 13, 2016

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cutlered

being fucked over by your own efforts

Defeat is certain when you've been cutlered.

cutlered by igol October 8, 2014

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cuttered

adj.

in baseball, the state of having been struck out on a cutter pitch, especially that thrown by Roy Halladay.

On his opening day with the Phillies, Roy Halladay cuttered 6 of his 9 strike out victims.

cuttered by Zoo With Roy April 9, 2010

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cuttered

To tear it up, drink it up, fubared, or in general party out.

After getting cuttered up, ride with no helmet, without strapping it to your bike and have it given back by a pedistrian.

Jim is cuttered up and drunk therefor, he fell over in the room, breaking his buddy's glass table.

When you are cuttered up, you lay your game on a hot bartender that is way out of your league.

cuttered by Gas Man Chris January 6, 2009

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Cutlerection

The physical manifestation of the excitement a Chicago Bears fan feels when thinking about the fact that the Bears have a good quarterback, Jay Cutler.

Holy crap, did you see that pass? I just gut a Cutlerection.

Cutlerection by RobbieCizzle August 30, 2009

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Fleg

The word 'flag' as pronounced by people with thick Belfast accents. The term is a perfect encapsulation of the disproportionate and overblown reaction to the removal of the Union Jack (as in 'de fleg') from above City Hall in Belfast. Where previously it had flown for 365 days per year, it is now flown on 17 designated days of the year - in line with many other British cities.

The event caused a portion of the Protestant community ('fleggers') to make international pricks of themselves as they proceeded to wreck the fucking place, claiming it was another erosion of a 'British' identity they perceive to have been under attack since the horrifying spectre of equality reared its head in Northern Ireland.

The word 'fleg' - and indeed 'fleggers' - fittingly describes a section of humanity unconcerned with knowledge, reality or the vagaries of the English language. Like America's tea-baggers they are ruled by instinct, fear and paranoia with a side dish of rampant bigotry and startling ignorance of the world around them.

"Wat de fuck like! The taigs got de fleg took down! Let's wreck de fuckin place! No surrender!"

"De fleg has been took down! Before ye know it there'll be a united Ireland! Attack Short Strand! God Save The Queen!"

Fleg by OnionFleg August 9, 2013

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Skeef

To take something small, that doesn't quite qualify as a theft. Probably from the Danish "skæv" or the Dutch "scheef", both of which are pronounced similarly, meaning "askew, or not quite right'. To change an item's ownership without permission, but only something small and of little worth.

"I skeefed an apple off the neighbor's tree." "I skeefed some chips outta your bag when you looked away." "Don't skeef my chair when I go to the bathroom."

Skeef by kachinaflonk July 16, 2026

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