ITNTW 

Internet chat acronym for "Inspires The Need To Wank"

Used to describe (often in response) something as sexy/hot or in a comedic sarcastic sense.

User1: Hot Pixx of Natalie Portman! <URL>
User2: ITNTW !

ITNTW by Cyberfunk January 11, 2008

The Itnow 

-Noun: The current possession, fad, or highly popular thing of the moment.

1. The Iphone 5 is the itnow, at least until the Iphone 6 comes on the market.

2. I guess her mom just had to have the itnow purse after seeing mine.

The Itnow by Crystal Wagoner November 29, 2012

intwine 

The state of an object where it is dismantled, tackled, or divided violently by a person into proportions that are no longer a threat. This reaction is usely used in response to a simple and sometimes justified event that one feels unfair or unwanted. This word is never used to the persons face but is often told to a third party who agrees with the event. Also known as "in half"

Jim dosent study, and so he fails the test. Outraged, he tells sarah "Man Mrs. Dranrab gave me a 62 on that test! She better fix that grade before I rip her intwine.", but sarah feels jim should have studied.

intwine by 3rdStSaintsRow June 16, 2008

intwatsicated 

A male who has had an a significant amount of sex with his female partner, and is temporarily unable to function normally.

Dude, you been out with Linda again, your totally intwatsicated!

intwatsicated by Jeff Gawrys October 2, 2003

inTWINition 

An identical twin's inner intuition with their twin

My inTWINition told me my twin was in trouble without speaking to him.

inTWINition by MrBrick May 22, 2014

Intweeting 

to talk through telepathy, to communicate through intuition using theory of mind.

I intweet you when I go to bed.
Could you intweet me and we do a brainstorming?
A good intweeting capability is essential to achive a healthy sex life.

Intweeting by waznan March 1, 2013

ITTWABIWNSTAMMLOL 

Stands for: "I thought that was amusing but it was not sufficient to actually make me laugh out loud". Way more accurate than "lol", because let's face it, how many times do you actually laugh out loud when you say that?

"I saw some old lady fall down the stairs today."

"ITTWABIWNSTAMMLOL"

ITTWABIWNSTAMMLOL by novakattak6 November 4, 2009