An extremely loud, confrontational but hilarious middle-aged portugese woman who has an extreme love for
wheels of dried figs and jars of spanish olives.
She responds to most questions in the form of argument, or with "UUHHH".
At any opportunity
will inappropriately
burp, joke about penises, or graphically describe her own sexual desires.
Can be defeated in battle with elbow punches or exploitation of her lactaphobia (fear of dairy products)
Michael (23years old work colleague):"
Happy 51st
Birthday Egidia!! Your a bit over the hill now!" (tounge in cheek)
Egidia(51 years
old):" i'm Still young enough to do YOU!!! AH HA HA HA HA HA HA"